cameroncrazy822

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

jewels

Good one!

Hain

It was comments like that which made my tenure at Home Depot ... questionable. My boss still laughed when I said 'em... which put her in an awkward position with the customer right there.

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shaman

Ever gotten a written notice to correct through which your boss couldn't stop laughing?

troit

You've got to love those written notices that get shredded almost immediately....

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