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jewels · 12-28-2007, 01:19 PM

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing irritatedly.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of ! toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Plan9 · 12-28-2007, 01:21 PM

HAHAHAH! I've told this one before at karate. The ladies were amused.

blahblah454 · 12-28-2007, 03:13 PM

Thats a good one.

12-28-2007, 01:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Toilet paper miracle Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing irritatedly. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of ! toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

12-28-2007, 01:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	HAHAHAH! I've told this one before at karate. The ladies were amused. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

12-28-2007, 03:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Thats a good one.