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Old 12-11-2007, 02:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

These arguments are quite compelling, click through for the full story:

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We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.

Like many, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.

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Old 12-11-2007, 03:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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By my understanding, the whole idea was based on The 7 Samurai, where 18th century samurai save a princess by destroying a space station.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Go post in Humor, seriously.

It's bad enough some of us are pushed out of politics and the general discussion forums to bring up less than mainstream views of real world events.

This is the only place on these boards to talk about certain things. Please don't make a joke of it.
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Old 12-11-2007, 05:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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By my understanding, the whole idea was based on The 7 Samurai, where 18th century samurai save a princess by destroying a space station.
It was the Hidden Fortress...
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Old 12-11-2007, 05:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It was the Hidden Fortress...
That's what they want you to think.
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Old 12-11-2007, 07:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now if only some of the paranoia threads were moved here the world would be a better place

Funny as hell article, shows how easy it is to make a plausible sounding propaganda piece.
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Old 12-11-2007, 08:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Actually, there is a new Star Wars novel out called "Death Star" that gives you the inside story to the construction (and betrayel of it's weakness) of the Death Star.
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Old 12-12-2007, 12:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hehe I loved the video. . . I once started a flame war on another forum after watching Loose Change. . . what an uneducated piece of trash that was!
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
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good to keep an open mind on these issues LOL
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Old 12-13-2007, 10:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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It's a trap!
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