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uncle phil · 12-04-2007, 04:59 AM

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that
he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying
frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen
to her if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire
cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans please raise his hand?"

Not one hand went up . . . so she took them home and ate them.

Brewmaniac · 12-04-2007, 07:24 AM

hahaha, good one uncle phil! Thanks for the laugh

troit · 12-04-2007, 11:20 PM

I'd raise my hand - what happens in N.O. stays in N.O, right?

SirLance · 12-07-2007, 07:48 PM

Good one, Phil!

12-04-2007, 04:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Seafood A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen to her if she let the crabs thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?" Not one hand went up . . . so she took them home and ate them. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-04-2007, 07:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	hahaha, good one uncle phil! Thanks for the laugh __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

12-04-2007, 11:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	I'd raise my hand - what happens in N.O. stays in N.O, right? __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

12-07-2007, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one, Phil! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.