uncle phil

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that
he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying
frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen
to her if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire
cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans please raise his hand?"

Not one hand went up . . . so she took them home and ate them.

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you both get dirty;
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Brewmaniac

hahaha, good one uncle phil! Thanks for the laugh

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troit

I'd raise my hand - what happens in N.O. stays in N.O, right?

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I've yet to dephile myself...

SirLance

Good one, Phil!

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