Why Are You Doing This to Me?
 

Ok. I’ve had just about as much as I can take! I’d like to know who is responsible and I’d like to know why I’m being singled out!

Is it because of my political views? Is it because I cheated on my first wife? Is it because I told my boss to go fuck himself? Or is it because I loath American cinema and I thumb my nose at the CIA?

Whatever the reason (and whoever might be responsible) I’d like for you to stop making articles of my clothing fall to the floor whenever I remove my laundry from the clothes dryer!

it was me and I am sorry! /smile

We do it just because we like to drive you crazy.

By the way, don't look in your underwear drawer. You're happier now knowing, trust us.

Testing is complete. Breaking point reached.

Great response, guys! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

*Makes a few cryptic notes on his clipboard, and then furrows his brow*

*Looks to Charlatan*

Interesting.

Just wait until you find the surprise we've set up for you at the back of your refrigerator!

So...should we tell him that we've been placing those fluid stains under his car, and it's not really leaking anything?

I thought that HRG was dead....

No, because he might also blame us for making his toast and jam always land upside down when he drops it on the floor.

..... uhhhhhhh ..... you're responisble for that message on gluttony as well????

I didn't even notice. I've been pissing in the driveway for years.

I just knew it was you!!!

What the fuck?

What he said.

I remember when this was in the Paranoia sections
 

:thumbsup:

What it is.

Yes. It was suggested that it belonged here instead and was shipped over.