11-24-2007, 01:21 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Pinnochio
Another one of my favourite jokes. Enjoy!
One Day, Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. He said "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she get's splinters. What can I do about this? " Gepetto says have you tried sand paper?". Pinocchio hadn't so he went to try it. A few weeks later, Pinocchio comes back. Gepetto say's "How is the problem working out with your girlfriend?". Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" |
12-01-2007, 06:37 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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gotta wonder: how many times did Pinnochio sand his wood before he noticed it getting progressively smaller
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... Last edited by Sion; 12-07-2007 at 08:08 PM.. |
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