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mjby2 · 11-18-2007, 05:26 AM

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

Brewmaniac · 11-18-2007, 11:15 AM

Funny, clever joke! Thanks mjby2

troit · 11-19-2007, 03:05 PM

Why's that? No need for birth control now!

JustDoll · 11-22-2007, 09:36 AM

haha..didn't see that coming..thx ^^

11-18-2007, 05:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	Old lady on a porch An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.'' * POOF * Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. ''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.'' * POOF * She turns into a beautiful young woman. ''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks. * POOF * There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

11-18-2007, 11:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny, clever joke! Thanks mjby2 __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-19-2007, 03:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Why's that? No need for birth control now! __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

11-22-2007, 09:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
JustDoll Upright Location: T.dot	haha..didn't see that coming..thx ^^ __________________ It's like you slit my throat, watched me bleed to death, and asked my dead body why I was screaming in so much pain.