11-18-2007, 05:24 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Crazy
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On a desert island
I guy decides to fly to Fiji for an exotic vacation.
On the way out there the plane goes down and he's forced to swim to a remote tropical island. The only other survivor is Cindy Crawford. After some time nature takes it's course and the two of them are doing what comes naturally. This gets boring after a while so they begin to experiment. Pretty soon they've done everything a man and a woman can do together, so Cindy asks him what his wildest fantasy is. So the guy asks her to put on his trousers. And then his shirt. And then his suit jacket. Next he asks Cindy to put on his hat and tuck her hair up into it. Cindy's getting pretty weirded out about this time when all of a sudden the guy comes up behind her and whispers in her ear: "Psst, hey buddy, guess who I'm bangin'? Cindy f&*king Crawford!" |
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