Most Powerful Liquid
 

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little
boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in
the world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is

Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she will pass a healthy baby.
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson!
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the cat probably wont need turpentine to pass a harley:lol:

ummmmm, what?

This joke relies on two different meanings of the word pass. In the first case, the word refers to giving birth. In the second case it is being used in the sense of moving past another vehicle while driving.

/professor

Kadath, thanks for the English lesson!

No better way to ruin a joke than to explain it in the driest manner possible. My apologies.

Still funny to me! :thumbsup:


I'm slow, shut up.

School's in session today?!?

I hate when that happens.