uncle phil

Manure...A True Story

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common.


It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.

Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golf term.

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bhamv

Interesting, but I don't get the golf punchline.

LoganSnake

Delete this post, please.

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uncle phil

you have obviously never played golf...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ratbastid

The reason they call it "Golf" is because "Fuck" was taken...

bubbaspike

I get it, bigtime

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Menoman

huh?....

anyway.. I think I read this before.. I do find it pretty amusing

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bhamv

Nope, I haven't. So... it's a golf thing?

LoganSnake

I had a bunch of browser errors that day and two of my posts ended up in wrong parts of this forum. I meant delete my post. Sorry for the confusion.

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Brewmaniac

It's a amazingly a true story. or it's just a load of shit!

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casual user

i thought it came from the anglo-saxon word skyte