Rodeo Sex...
 

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"


"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Heard it but forgot it, thanks for the memory!

Great joke by the way!

I never did this in college but heard that a "rodeo" was getting a couple of guys to hide in your closet, you bring home a chick and then have them jumo out. If you can stay inside her for 8 seconds they owe you a case of beer.

Although nowadays doing this would probably include jail time....

funny in the abstract, but I wouldn't want to really give it a go

Alternate punchline: "From behind you look just like my secretary!"

i'm glad i didn't hear that phrase from my bf last night.