Brewmaniac

While in the playground with his friend, Billy noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

'Did you get that for your birthday?' asked Billy.

'Nope,' replied Jimmy.

'Well, did you get it for Christmas then?'

Again Jimmy says, 'Nope.'

'You didn't steal it, did you?' asks Billy.

'No,' said Jimmy. 'I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.'

Billy was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.

That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.

His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, 'What do you want now?'

'I wanna watch,' Billy replied.

'Fine,' his father said. 'Stand in the corner, but keep quiet.'

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Sion

hehe...hehehehehee...snicker....


kinky family

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

troit

SOunds like something I would say...

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