Jocke

This is a funny joke I heard from a friend.

There was a guy who wanted to join the French Foreign Legion. He went to France and asked them if he could join. They said that he could if he didn't fail the manliness test. They said that he must prove he's a real man before he could join. First, he should gulp down 7 dl of vodka. Then he should kill a bear. And after that, he should rape a girl. He was like "That sounds easy." so he gulped down the vodka in 5 seconds. "That was easy" he said and started to run into the woods after a bear. You could see he wasn't so stable when he ran in there. After one hour, most people would be back but he wasn't. After two hours, people started wondering "Where the hell is he?". After three hours, he came out from the woods extremely drunk with blood all over his face. He said: "Where is that girl I should kill?"

dirtyrascal7

haha, good one.

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Brewmaniac

hahaha, very clever!

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