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Old 10-24-2007, 07:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dirty Breakfast Cereal Name Game

My two nominations:

Post Rapenuts

General Mills Honey I-Nut'd Abortion O's
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Cheery Ho's
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Total Rapin Bran

Lucky (Severed) Arms

Apple Jackoffs

Frapin berry

Honey Bunches of Murder

Death Cereal

Pregnant 19

Reese's Muffs

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Old 10-24-2007, 08:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sorry, it seemed.....appropriate when I saw it.
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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*blows chunks all over Push-Pull*
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Sorry, it seemed.....appropriate when I saw it.
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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There goes my french toast all over the keyboard!

Thanks ...
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Old 10-25-2007, 02:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Now I feel like a horrible human being for creating this thread.
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Sorry, it seemed.....appropriate when I saw it.

..U=teh winz!
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Old 10-25-2007, 05:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ... Stop Quoting The Picture.

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Old 10-26-2007, 01:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I've been way desensitized to Internet pictures. That made me crack up.
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Sorry, it seemed.....appropriate when I saw it.
It deserved another quote.
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't know...I'm kinda wondering if they'd taste alright....
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Old 10-26-2007, 01:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Baraka... I got the number of a girl that will recreate that fantasy for you.
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Old 11-02-2007, 11:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Way too funny!!!
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2008, 07:08 PM   #17 (permalink)
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This thread is too vulgar to die.
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Old 04-28-2008, 07:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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How can one beats Scat-y-O's?
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:13 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Slutty Charms -- They're sinfully delicious.
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:51 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Crompsin, thanks for pulling through your disgust to make me laugh out loud again....I had nearly forgotten about the TubGirl.
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:54 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Anything else the comes from this cannot top that graphic.
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Charlatan's right, but still.

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Old 04-29-2008, 03:49 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Charlatan's right, but still.

I like that one very much, LoganSnake.



My contributions:


At a well-known grocery mart in U.K.:




And the coup d'etat:


Cereal Mascot Reunion by Rob Sheridan
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Old 04-29-2008, 04:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Who the hell is the cereal mascot on the left?
He looks pretty frightening to be a cereal mascot
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:05 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2008, 07:05 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Reese's Muffs
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 07:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Who the hell is the cereal mascot on the left?
He looks pretty frightening to be a cereal mascot
One of the four General Mills cereal monsters. Frankenberry, Count Chocula, Boo Berry and Yummy Mummy were the quartet.

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Old 04-29-2008, 09:29 PM   #28 (permalink)
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ahh logan beat me to the "Nut'n'bitch"

how about "chunky nut cornholes?"

or " Falatio Fakes"
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:04 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I wish I could find the screenplay to get a direct quote, but there was the agent guy in "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", where the scene starts and he's on the telephone, saying "It's a new line of adult breakfast cereals. We'll have four flavors.... hold on".
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:37 PM   #30 (permalink)
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