uncle phil

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year...with a cart.

Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be a golfer doesn't it?

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reverendjay

That is fantastic. Definitely going in the books.

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Brewmaniac

Very clever! Thanks

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