Joke of the Day - April 21
 

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew as being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.

"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them".

He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and shouted, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

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i gotta stop reading this board when my stomach is messed up.

dogs clean 'em up fine.not a prob.

thanx Jadz

Wasnt what i was expecting )

sick! hehe.

Hah! I think i've heard that before. Still, any kid who's ever eaten vegtables with a pet dog around knows they get dishes cleaner than that. :D

Like to see what soup and water look like.

My dog would do a GREAT job on dishes!

ewww.... i hope the minister was able to keep his food down.

:) Good one.

who needs one of those fancy machine things

hehe nice