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Pilgrim · 06-18-2003, 05:34 PM

Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."

The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."

JStrider · 06-18-2003, 05:41 PM

lol great stuff

Flesh · 06-18-2003, 06:46 PM

manias · 06-18-2003, 07:24 PM

LOL nice one

microdot · 06-18-2003, 11:31 PM

haha doubt he'd have a job after that one

bravo49 · 06-19-2003, 02:03 AM

Nice twist

06-18-2003, 05:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls: "Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house." __________________ "So it goes."

06-18-2003, 05:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	lol great stuff __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

06-18-2003, 06:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	ahah

06-18-2003, 07:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
manias Tilted Location: Canada	LOL nice one

06-18-2003, 11:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	haha doubt he'd have a job after that one

06-19-2003, 02:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Nice twist