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09-23-2007, 10:44 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Irish Smiles - 13
Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
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09-23-2007, 10:55 AM
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We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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It's not often that I don't get a joke, but this is one of those times....
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09-23-2007, 12:28 PM
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Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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relations is another term for relatives.
I hate having to explain a joke.
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