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mjby2 09-16-2007 05:14 AM

Blonde tourist
 
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.


"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."


From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"

Brewmaniac 09-16-2007 08:38 AM

Now thats a dumb blonde!


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