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Zooksport2 · 09-10-2007, 01:34 AM

...at the pearly gates and is greeted by St Peter.
"Welcome Luciano, come in" said St Peter.
Pavarotti squeezes through the pearly gates, and hands St Peter an envelope.
"The Pope asked me to give this to you" Pavarotti says. St Peter opens the
envelope and reads the note. It reads:"Here's the tenor I owe you".

healer · 09-10-2007, 03:25 AM

Wow - that didn't take long.

Nice one.

jbuffett · 09-10-2007, 09:15 PM

where's the rimshot?

troit · 09-10-2007, 10:15 PM

In light of his death...

funny enough to still make me crack a smile.

jackone_two · 09-11-2007, 03:54 AM

got me to chuckle.

mordret · 09-13-2007, 04:36 AM

Sorry, but I didn't get it... Must be an english pun ?

flat5 · 09-13-2007, 05:24 AM

A "tenor" (tenner ?) is ten dollars.

Redlemon · 09-13-2007, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flat5

A "tenor" (tenner ?) is ten dollars.

Yeah, it works better spoken than written down, so you can take advantage of the homophone.

varrybarry · 09-13-2007, 06:32 AM

It made me chuckle.

mordret · 09-13-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flat5

A "tenor" (tenner ?) is ten dollars.

Aye, thanks mate...
I already knew the "grand" expression, but I didn't know this one...
Good joke, though

09-10-2007, 01:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Pavarotti arrives ...at the pearly gates and is greeted by St Peter. "Welcome Luciano, come in" said St Peter. Pavarotti squeezes through the pearly gates, and hands St Peter an envelope. "The Pope asked me to give this to you" Pavarotti says. St Peter opens the envelope and reads the note. It reads:"Here's the tenor I owe you". __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

09-10-2007, 09:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
jbuffett Tilted	where's the rimshot? __________________ I do blame you for voting for Bush.

09-10-2007, 10:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	In light of his death... funny enough to still make me crack a smile. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

09-13-2007, 06:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
varrybarry Upright	It made me chuckle. __________________ I'm currently trying a 10 day body detox and I feel great.

09-11-2007, 03:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
jackone_two Upright Location: Boston	got me to chuckle.

09-13-2007, 04:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	Sorry, but I didn't get it... Must be an english pun ?

09-13-2007, 05:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	A "tenor" (tenner ?) is ten dollars.