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Old 09-10-2007, 01:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pavarotti arrives

...at the pearly gates and is greeted by St Peter.
"Welcome Luciano, come in" said St Peter.
Pavarotti squeezes through the pearly gates, and hands St Peter an envelope.
"The Pope asked me to give this to you" Pavarotti says. St Peter opens the
envelope and reads the note. It reads:"Here's the tenor I owe you".
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Old 09-10-2007, 03:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow - that didn't take long.

Nice one.
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2007, 10:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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In light of his death...


funny enough to still make me crack a smile.
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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got me to chuckle.
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Old 09-13-2007, 04:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Sorry, but I didn't get it... Must be an english pun ?
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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A "tenor" (tenner ?) is ten dollars.
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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A "tenor" (tenner ?) is ten dollars.
Yeah, it works better spoken than written down, so you can take advantage of the homophone.
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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It made me chuckle.
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Old 09-13-2007, 11:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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A "tenor" (tenner ?) is ten dollars.
Aye, thanks mate...
I already knew the "grand" expression, but I didn't know this one...
Good joke, though
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