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06-18-2003, 02:23 AM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Farkin' Funny!
Union Man
A dedicated Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" he asked. "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she replied. Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until, finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam said, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house." The man asked, "If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The girls get $80 and the house gets $20," the Madam replied. "That's more like it!" the man said. He handed the Madam the $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then gesturing to an 85-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."
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06-18-2003, 04:29 AM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Ha ha, not bad...
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06-18-2003, 11:00 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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That was <b>very</b> funny. You'd have to deal with unions a lot to fully appreciate it.
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06-19-2003, 04:04 AM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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In OZ, We have had some "interesting" dealings with unions ourselves. When I read this, I thought it was fact!
(Nah not really)
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Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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10-23-2007, 11:51 AM
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<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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lol, boo unions!
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