Joke of the Day - June 18 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-18-2003, 02:07 AM

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.
Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.

In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.
Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.

In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.
Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.

In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.
Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.

In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.
Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.

In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.
Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.

In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."
Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."

In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at gym, Pizza in fridge."

In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.
Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."

In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.
Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"

cchris · 06-18-2003, 02:58 AM

How true

Dr.Dew · 06-18-2003, 04:05 AM

"In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.
Today, fathers pray their children will speak English."

hehehe thats a great one!

Meridae'n · 06-18-2003, 04:28 AM

I'm sure i'll relate to a few of these in the future...

Pyrate · 06-18-2003, 04:43 AM

Call me a dick, but I didn't find that the least funny.

I found it sad...

I'm starting to feel sorry for my pops.

06-18-2003, 02:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 18 In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home. In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived. Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera. In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons. Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle. In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business. Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR. In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia. Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams. In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school." Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice." In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table. Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at gym, Pizza in fridge." In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream. Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.." In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles. Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"

06-18-2003, 02:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	How true __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-18-2003, 04:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I'm sure i'll relate to a few of these in the future... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-18-2003, 04:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Call me a dick, but I didn't find that the least funny. I found it sad... I'm starting to feel sorry for my pops. __________________ ?

06-18-2003, 04:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dr.Dew Upright	"In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English." hehehe thats a great one!