All Aboard!
 

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the

train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now....cause this is the last stop!


"And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on
the train....

cause we're going on down the tracks."


The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind


of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you

are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with

your train...but I want you to use nice language.


Two Hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son

say...

"All passengers please remember your things, thank you and I hope your


trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."


She heard her little darling continue...

"For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the

train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us

today."


As the mother began to smile, the child added,


"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,

PLEASE see the bitch in the kitchen.

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:) :) :)

bahaha, funny!

haha

hope my daughter doesnt turn out like that

Sounds like everytime I get on Amtrak...two hour delay. ;)

what a kid!

haha