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Searching for the perfect brew!
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What Dot's on Forehead Mean
Ok, this is really bad, I probably shouldn't post it so be fore warned!
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME.... For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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that is stunningly offensive, but part of me wants to laugh.
I am ashamed.
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Junkie
Location: Pats country
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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hehehehe Daniel said it best
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
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