Brewmaniac

Ok, this is really bad, I probably shouldn't post it so be fore warned!

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Daniel_

that is stunningly offensive, but part of me wants to laugh.

I am ashamed.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Ilow

wow, i think this about captures it for me.

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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris

healer

Well I did laugh, so feel free to condemn me.

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ShaniFaye

hehehehe Daniel said it best

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Leto

I don't even want to dignify this with a reply.

oh damn.

SirLance

Hate to admit it, but I laughed so hard I choked...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

DaveOrion

Its funny, so what! I'm reminded of this.....

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Syriana...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

Mith

Wow... horrible on both counts...

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Mith

warrrreagl

You're wrong, though. According to Jackie Martling, the dot signifies the coffee's ready.

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