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uncle phil · 08-28-2007, 02:54 AM

The owner of a golf course was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Georgia
and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."

DaveOrion · 08-28-2007, 02:59 AM

That one made me smile!

Jaysm · 08-28-2007, 11:14 PM

cameroncrazy822 · 08-29-2007, 05:29 AM

That's $ UP, thanks!

troit · 08-29-2007, 11:41 AM

I wonder what her response would have been if it was $100.

The_Jazz · 08-29-2007, 12:11 PM

/me goes off to find a picture of Uga wearing earrings....

Konichiwaneko · 08-29-2007, 08:59 PM

Heh that's cute.

Sadly being here for so long it takes a lot less than that for many UGA girls. Hell a keg of pbr is worth $20,000 here (minus the 14% of course)

Brewmaniac · 09-01-2007, 03:07 AM

I like the way she thinks! A blonde I'm assuming.

08-28-2007, 02:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Southern Thinking - Georgia The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-28-2007, 02:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	That one made me smile! __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

08-29-2007, 05:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	That's $ UP, thanks! Last edited by cameroncrazy822; 08-29-2007 at 05:31 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

08-29-2007, 11:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	I wonder what her response would have been if it was $100. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

08-29-2007, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	/me goes off to find a picture of Uga wearing earrings.... __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

08-29-2007, 08:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Konichiwaneko The Dreaded Pixel Nazi Location: Inside my camera	Heh that's cute. Sadly being here for so long it takes a lot less than that for many UGA girls. Hell a keg of pbr is worth $20,000 here (minus the 14% of course) __________________ Hesitate. Pull me in. Breath on breath. Skin on skin. Loving deep. Falling fast. All right here. Let this last. Here with our lips locked tight. Baby the time is right for us... to forget about us.

09-01-2007, 03:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I like the way she thinks! A blonde I'm assuming. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-28-2007, 11:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jaysm Upright