uncle phil

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and
paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked..

"Henry had a stroke of some kind.
He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"
the successful hunter replied."

You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

warrrreagl

Hey - we didn't know anybody else was listening to us that day.....


/STAMPED Alabama approved.....

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

troit

Hell - we do that in upstate New York...

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I've yet to dephile myself...

The_Jazz

Is this the place where I can put all my jokes about The Bear, Saban and the rest of my Tide jokes?

Warrrreagl, I'll leave my Auburn jokes private out of respect for you, so long as the Vols win on Saturday and you don't rub it in on Sunday if they don't.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo