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uncle phil 08-28-2007 02:54 AM

Southern Thinking - Georgia
 
The owner of a golf course was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said,
"You graduated from the University of Georgia
and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."

DaveOrion 08-28-2007 02:59 AM

:) :) :) That one made me smile!

Jaysm 08-28-2007 11:14 PM

:)

cameroncrazy822 08-29-2007 05:29 AM

That's $ UP, thanks!

troit 08-29-2007 11:41 AM

I wonder what her response would have been if it was $100.

The_Jazz 08-29-2007 12:11 PM

/me goes off to find a picture of Uga wearing earrings....

Konichiwaneko 08-29-2007 08:59 PM

Heh that's cute.

Sadly being here for so long it takes a lot less than that for many UGA girls. Hell a keg of pbr is worth $20,000 here (minus the 14% of course)

Brewmaniac 09-01-2007 03:07 AM

I like the way she thinks! A blonde I'm assuming.


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