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08-19-2007, 11:43 PM
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Crazy
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Italian Lover
The Italian Lover,a virile,middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasent interlude, he asked with a smile,"So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned,and replied "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finanlly ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and said softly,"No." Stunned, but dammed if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming,bucking,clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted,Guido fell back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautfiul blond whispered in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian." |
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08-20-2007, 02:59 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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water just came out of my nose. i should know better than to read jokes while drinknig from a water bottle.
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