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Brewmaniac 08-12-2007 09:18 AM

What Dot's on Forehead Mean
 
Ok, this is really bad, I probably shouldn't post it so be fore warned!

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

Daniel_ 08-12-2007 02:37 PM

that is stunningly offensive, but part of me wants to laugh.

I am ashamed.

Ilow 08-12-2007 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_
that is stunningly offensive, but part of me wants to laugh.

I am ashamed.

wow, i think this about captures it for me.

healer 08-12-2007 11:55 PM

Well I did laugh, so feel free to condemn me.

:)

ShaniFaye 08-13-2007 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_
that is stunningly offensive, but part of me wants to laugh.

I am ashamed.


hehehehe Daniel said it best

Leto 08-13-2007 07:09 AM

I don't even want to dignify this with a reply.

oh damn.

SirLance 08-13-2007 09:32 PM

Hate to admit it, but I laughed so hard I choked...

DaveOrion 08-14-2007 03:00 AM

Its funny, so what! :) :) :) I'm reminded of this.....

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...JihadBride.jpg

Mith 09-10-2007 09:05 AM

Wow... horrible on both counts...

warrrreagl 09-10-2007 09:56 AM

You're wrong, though. According to Jackie Martling, the dot signifies the coffee's ready.


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