Cooperation...
 

DURING a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded.
"Do you understand what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded again.
"So," the coach continued, "when a penalty is called, or you're offside, you don't curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your fucken mother."

Hmmmm....this would be <b>so</b> much funnier, were it not so true. Have you ever <b>seen</b> some of these parents at youth athletic events. It's sad really.

yep pretty stupid parents getting upset over jack shit. good joke

Soccer moms are the scourge of youth athletics.

Hockey moms are even worse than the soccer variety. They're arms are stacked from carrying the bags!
Good joke.

GREAT!

This one's filed under True Stories, right? ;)

It would be so much funnier if the official in any game where offsides happens, was actuall called an umpire...

Try referee, haha, still a great one tho!