Brewmaniac

Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning,
on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I
drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the
barn.
You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him
down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the
nail, she tells him, "This is the one.. right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the
cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very
confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says:
"I guess it's to hang your pants on....."

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Lady Sage

Wow... just... wow.

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SirLance

Awsome!

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troit

all I can do is laugh because my mother always said "If you don't have something nice to say..."

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drag0nmanes

hehehehe, funny. Didn't expect it to turn out like that.