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Old 06-17-2003, 01:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Girls Diary - Boys Diary

GIRL'S DIARY


FRIDAY 21st June 2002.


Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely.

I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a
bit late so I thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go
somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed,
and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was
saying. I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in;
he hesitated, but followed.

I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just
half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to
bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.

He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when
we made love.

He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and started to think that
he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.I cried
myself to sleep.




BOY'S DIARY


FRIDAY 21st June 2002.


England lost to Brazil 2-1. Got a sh*g though.
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Old 06-17-2003, 02:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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oh no.. ooohh noo..
lol
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Old 06-17-2003, 02:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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made me laugh
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Old 06-17-2003, 09:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HA! and true on so many levels
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Old 06-17-2003, 10:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Shows what can happen when you over-think the situation. Very funny!
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Brilliant!
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Old 06-17-2003, 12:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LOLOLOLOL... that sounds very familiar
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Old 06-17-2003, 01:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Brilliant, but for some unknown reason I'm getting this annoying feeling of deja vu, even though I'm quite sure I haven't seen this one before.
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Perfect!

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Old 06-18-2003, 09:04 AM   #10 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 06-18-2003, 05:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Ah, yes. Good old <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12261">Female Logic</a>.
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Old 06-18-2003, 05:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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very well done ratbastid, boomerang linkage.
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Old 06-18-2003, 08:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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so fucking funny......
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Old 06-18-2003, 11:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Typical of us, isnt it?
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Old 06-19-2003, 02:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Strikes a chord somewhere
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Old 06-19-2003, 05:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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kind of sad
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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nice very nice. crude european football humor.
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Old 06-22-2003, 03:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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haha very nice
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
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nice post, almost too true to laugh at though
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Old 06-22-2003, 09:41 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Genious.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:38 AM   #21 (permalink)
absolute relativist
 
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great one. thanks
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Old 06-24-2003, 09:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
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The Darker Fire Within
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Old 06-25-2003, 06:37 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Lol, great! A bit different, I enjoyed it.
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Old 06-25-2003, 07:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
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very funny!!
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Old 06-25-2003, 01:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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very funny!
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Old 06-25-2003, 07:31 PM   #26 (permalink)
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oh my heheh
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:43 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hahaha.. niiice
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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nice and true.
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:04 PM   #29 (permalink)
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OMFG, that's great.
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:43 PM   #30 (permalink)
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lol, funny stuff
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Old 06-26-2003, 03:48 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Had heard that one before but was worth reading again. Funny stuff.
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Old 06-26-2003, 04:32 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I love it. When I finished reading it, I laughed loud enough to wake up anything in the house.
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Old 06-26-2003, 05:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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thats great, good times.
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Old 06-28-2003, 01:33 AM   #34 (permalink)
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funny to soccer fans
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:58 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Classic
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Old 06-29-2003, 09:01 AM   #36 (permalink)
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this joke never gets old =)
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Old 06-29-2003, 07:13 PM   #37 (permalink)
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good one!
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Old 06-29-2003, 10:15 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Wow, thats <i>waaay</i> too familiar... Half of me wants to send it to my girlfriend, but the other is saying that she'll read into it too much (irony anyone?) and I won't get <i>my</i> sh*g...
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:00 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Heheheh.. an oldie but definitely a goodie Sums it up well.
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:13 AM   #40 (permalink)
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oh a soccer joke, I thought it was a football joke
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