SirLance

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.

"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.

"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could possibly be the bad news?"

With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."

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troit

There are two sides to every coin...

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Brewmaniac

Beware of the double edge coin! Good joke.

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m0rpheus

Heh nice one

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Jaysm

Nice one )

Datalife2

haha funny

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Daniel_

Love it. I've already passed it on to my wife (who runs an art gallery).

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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
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