have you seen a cock?
 

A priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening while feeding the chickens he noticed the cock was missing. At Mass the priest asked, " Who has a cock?" And all the men got up. "No I meant who has seen a cock?" And all the women stood up. "No I meant who seen a cock that isn't theirs' And half the women stood up. "Oh for goodness sake I meant who has seen my cock?" And all choir boys stood up!

Oh, boy! Sick...but funny!

WOW!! You are going straight....to the head of the class! ;)

Open the door and they will walk through...