Brewmaniac

Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named Cindy.

Later, after dinner and a movie, Cindy invites Bob up to her
apartment to fool around.

She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says, "Stick a
finger in me."

Bob obliges.

Then Cindy says, "Stick in the other three."

Once again, Bob obliges.

Then Cindy says, "Just go ahead and shove your whole hand in
there."

So Bob eases his hand into Cindy, who then says, "Now shove in
your other hand."

Bob does so, and Cindy says, "Now CLAP!"

Bob tries, but nothing doing.

"I can't!" he says.

Cindy looks at him with a smile and says, "Pretty tight, eh?"

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DaveOrion

I've hear that one before Brew.......but its still funny!!!
For some unknown reason the joke about the dog with no legs came to mind....what do you call a dog with no legs??? It doesnt matter because he wont come anyway.

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Brewmaniac

Dave, that is a classic!

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sky_driver

Brew, I am still laughing my ass off.