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07-15-2007, 05:37 PM
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I Confess a Shiver
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Lesbian Pregnancy Scare
I've been laughing about this for the last 45 minutes and I'm not even drunk.
A: "God, I had such a scare today!" Crompsin: "Huh... pregnancy scare?" A: "Uh... no, I'm a lesbian." ... God, I'm about as smooth as the main character from that '80s TV show Sledge Hammer. |
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07-16-2007, 10:25 AM
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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The deal is - that he thought he was talking to heterosexual woman, but she was gay.
Unless there's something really deep here that I've not noticed?
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07-16-2007, 12:22 PM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Kind of like:
M: So... When are you due? W: I'm not pregnant. Or M: Hey Baby. Is this creepy old Asshole bothering you? W: I'd like you to meet my father.
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07-16-2007, 12:24 PM
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The Reforms
Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
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07-18-2007, 11:50 AM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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Well I laughed out loud to the example jokes. The conversation in general is also pretty good. I mean I get the main joke I suppose, I mean I get the point but it seems as if there is some back story missing. Is this from a show?
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