mjby2

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied... "Crown Royal
whiskey and women with big tits."

Ilow

think i'd like the old man!

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Push-Pull

Good one!

Filed away for later use.....

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Rubby

looks like something you'd see on a cheesy commercial
thanks for sharing ^_^

SirLance

Now that kid is paying attention!

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