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mjby2 · 07-02-2007, 04:12 AM

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied... "Crown Royal
whiskey and women with big tits."

Ilow · 07-02-2007, 06:04 PM

think i'd like the old man!

Push-Pull · 07-02-2007, 09:52 PM

Good one!

Filed away for later use.....

Rubby · 07-02-2007, 09:53 PM

looks like something you'd see on a cheesy commercial

thanks for sharing ^_^

SirLance · 07-11-2007, 04:15 PM

Now that kid is paying attention!

07-02-2007, 04:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	Grandpas A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied... "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

07-02-2007, 06:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	think i'd like the old man! __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

07-02-2007, 09:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Push-Pull I'll ask when I'm ready.... Location: Firmly in the middle....	Good one! Filed away for later use..... __________________ "No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me- "Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown- DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

07-11-2007, 04:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Now that kid is paying attention! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-02-2007, 09:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rubby Banned	looks like something you'd see on a cheesy commercial thanks for sharing ^_^