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cchris · 06-15-2003, 10:32 AM

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussy.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
My husband and my vet don't like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.

Pilgrim · 06-15-2003, 11:00 AM

funny

CSflim · 06-15-2003, 04:42 PM

predictible!

bravo49 · 06-16-2003, 02:21 AM

txstrosman · 06-16-2003, 04:14 AM

that's a damn good one, very funny, thanks!!!!

Brewmaniac · 06-16-2003, 06:29 AM

Good one!

Realizm · 06-16-2003, 07:06 AM

Heh. That's great...

Arachnid · 06-21-2003, 02:15 AM

ouch!!!

Ta

Switchz · 06-21-2003, 02:54 AM

That's the best, and only joke I've heard in weeks!

06-15-2003, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The stray cat One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussy. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, [the complainer] said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my vet don't like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other. Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-15-2003, 11:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pilgrim Crazy Location: Ilium	funny __________________ "So it goes."

06-15-2003, 04:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	predictible! __________________

06-16-2003, 06:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Good one! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

06-21-2003, 02:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
Arachnid Crazy Location: Melb - Australia	ouch!!! Ta __________________ -------------------- Cheers

06-16-2003, 02:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	good

06-16-2003, 04:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	that's a damn good one, very funny, thanks!!!!

06-16-2003, 07:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
Realizm Insane Location: A fuzzy cloud.	Heh. That's great...

06-21-2003, 02:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Switchz Upright Location: Wandering the Void between Zero and Infinite	That's the best, and only joke I've heard in weeks! __________________ I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm sure I'm doing it right!