2 daughters
 

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says to Murphy "my feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers"? "No bother" replies Murphy and runs upstairs. He enters the bedroom and there are Paddys two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on the bed. "Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ya both", "**** off ya liar" they said "I'll prove it" says Murphy. So he shouts down the stairs "Both of them Paddy"? "Of course, whats the use of ****ing one" replied Paddy.........

Cute!