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Old 05-11-2007, 09:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Right behind you...
You know it's going to be a long night when...

DM: You find yourself in front of a large cathedral.

You: I'd like to go inside the cathedral.

DM: Ok, roll for dexterity check.

You: ::roll 15::

DM: Ok, you climbed the first step without tripping. Roll again
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol thats bad...
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I am very glad I have never diced with anyone like that.

I am also glad I don't run like that.

I pull janky shit.
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Old 06-05-2007, 05:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Faba

I pull janky shit.


I have no idea what this means.
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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<3 geek humor! :-)
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Old 06-19-2007, 09:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Janky shit - A term used to describe situations that were not intended by the creator of the system in question. I.E. rules manipulation.


Situation as follows...


ME: (To players) Did you know that you can make a CR 6 monster with 6 attacks, 64 STR, with a 25 modifier to Hide and Move Silent, 120 HP, and a 45 AC? ... It's kinda scary, you guys have new character sheets right?

Players: Huh?

T.P.K. ensues...
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