You know it's going to be a long night when...
 

DM: You find yourself in front of a large cathedral.

You: I'd like to go inside the cathedral.

DM: Ok, roll for dexterity check.

You: ::roll 15::

DM: Ok, you climbed the first step without tripping. Roll again

lol thats bad...

I am very glad I have never diced with anyone like that.

I am also glad I don't run like that.

I pull janky shit.

I have no idea what this means.

<3 geek humor! :-)

Janky shit - A term used to describe situations that were not intended by the creator of the system in question. I.E. rules manipulation.


Situation as follows...

ME: (To players) Did you know that you can make a CR 6 monster with 6 attacks, 64 STR, with a 25 modifier to Hide and Move Silent, 120 HP, and a 45 AC? ... It's kinda scary, you guys have new character sheets right?

Players: Huh?

T.P.K. ensues...