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cchris · 06-14-2003, 07:44 PM

Miss Bee was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of the organ, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bee had flipped... or something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bee," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" "Oh yes," she replied. "Isn't that wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall, and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it's working! I haven't had a cold all winter."

DEI37 · 06-15-2003, 04:19 AM

Now THAT is damn funny. I love it.

Flesh · 06-15-2003, 06:35 AM

Merlocke · 07-14-2003, 10:18 PM

Sweet - never heard that one before... and I've been collecting internet jokes since the days of BBS's

Peetster · 07-15-2003, 04:06 AM

That's funny, thanks.

CSflim · 07-15-2003, 10:17 AM

sweet old dear!

PayUp · 07-15-2003, 04:59 PM

gotta love the inosense.

mag7chris · 07-15-2003, 07:21 PM

good one

silverback · 07-15-2003, 10:48 PM

great one...thanks

LittleOralAnnie · 07-16-2003, 06:26 PM

That was hilarious. I'll have to remember that one

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 11:10 AM

Very Clever One. Thanks. I will tell that one a few times.

06-14-2003, 07:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Dear old Miss Bee. Miss Bee was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of the organ, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bee had flipped... or something! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bee," he said, pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" "Oh yes," she replied. "Isn't that wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall, and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it's working! I haven't had a cold all winter." __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-15-2003, 04:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now THAT is damn funny. I love it. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-15-2003, 06:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rofl

07-14-2003, 10:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Merlocke Location: Canada	Sweet - never heard that one before... and I've been collecting internet jokes since the days of BBS's __________________ -=[ Merlocke ]=-

07-15-2003, 10:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	sweet old dear! __________________

07-15-2003, 04:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	That's funny, thanks.

07-15-2003, 04:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	gotta love the inosense. __________________ Born to Lose.

07-15-2003, 07:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
mag7chris Crazy	good one

07-15-2003, 10:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	great one...thanks

07-16-2003, 06:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	That was hilarious. I'll have to remember that one

07-17-2003, 11:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Clever One. Thanks. I will tell that one a few times. __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!