Why They're As Rich As They Are
 

Antonio Peckeroni had to go to Itlay on a business trip. He went to the Bank of New York to take out a loan for $1000.

He was asked what he had for security on the loan. He handed over his keys to a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti with all the papers. The bank gladly accepted it and wished him a safe trip.

Two weeks later he returned and paid back the loan plus interest.

The banker asked why he would put up a $250K car for such a small loan, to which he replied, "You tell me where else in New York i can park my car for $3.15 for two weeks and not have it stolen."

Nice!
I wish I was that clever.