Brewmaniac

These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on someone's front lawn.

"Look!" he shouts. "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"

The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had doggie-style sex before?"

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had doggie-style sex.

So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.

The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks, "Well, how did it go?"

The driver replies, "It was great! But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her out on the front lawn!"

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

troit

Really?!? - Nice!

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I've yet to dephile myself...

hotzot

that was funny.

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The Bully Boys are here!

BBtB

You know what they call that? A damn good use for tequila.

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Laugh-O-Matic

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.

Daniel_

Love it.

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