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Brewmaniac 06-03-2007 06:14 PM

Doggy Style
 
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on someone's front lawn.

"Look!" he shouts. "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"

The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had doggie-style sex before?"

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had doggie-style sex.

So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.

The next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks, "Well, how did it go?"

The driver replies, "It was great! But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her out on the front lawn!"

troit 06-03-2007 06:26 PM

Really?!? - Nice! ;)

hotzot 06-04-2007 11:06 PM

that was funny.

BBtB 06-05-2007 05:54 AM

You know what they call that? A damn good use for tequila.

Laugh-O-Matic 06-06-2007 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBtB
You know what they call that? A damn good use for tequila.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Daniel_ 06-06-2007 12:41 PM

Love it.


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