Let us pray.
 

A WOMAN'S PRAYER :
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who's loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen..


A MAN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.. Amen.